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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

My work is a game, a very serious game.
Author: M. C. Escher

Nature is not cruel, pitiless, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for humans to learn. We cannot admit that things might be neither good nor evil, neither cruel nor kind, but simply callous -- indifferent to all suffering, lacking all purpose
Author: Richard Dawkins

Necessity has no law.
Author: William Langland

Neither cast ye your pearls before swine.
Author: Bible

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. ''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''
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A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."
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Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes