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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.
Author: Mark Twain

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Author: Tom Lehrer

Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
Author: Democritus

Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
Author: H. Mumford Jones

Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
Author: Bible

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !
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Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
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