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Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Author: Herodotus

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Author: Lyman Beecher

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.
Author: Aaron Burr

Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
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Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
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