Best Cell Phones

I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Author: Al Franken

I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.
Author: R. Stevens

Im searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Author: Marvin Minsky

Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the friend. "Bob."
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Spell "pound" in two letters. Lb.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E? U and I.
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes