Best Cell Phones

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.
Author: Sun-tzu

Be gentle with the young.
Author: Juvenal

Be life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for.
Author: David Starr Jordan

Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes