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Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of the language.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Every time we liberate a woman, we liberate a man.
Author: Margaret Mead

Every time you state what you want or believe, you're the first to hear it. It's a message to both you and others about what you think is possible. Don't put a ceiling on yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes