Best Cell Phones

Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.
Author: Kurdish Proverb

Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good; try to use ordinary situations.
Author: Jean Paul Richter

Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Author: Mark Twain

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Author: Al Boliska

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis? Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes