Best quotes to send by SMS

Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body. For that man whom your outward form reveals is not yourself; the spirit is the true self, not that physical figure which and be pointed out by your finger.
Author: Cicero
Be thou faithful unto death.
Author: Bible
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.
Author: Joaquin Setanti
Be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
Author: Bible
Beauty in things exist in the mind which contemplates them.
Author: David Hume
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the definition of "moon"?
The past
tense of "moo"!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
rabbit?
Hare in your milk!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
Grass
class!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes