Best quotes to send by SMS
Cicero Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body. For that man whom your outward form reveals is not yourself; the spirit is the true self, not that physical figure which and be pointed out by your finger.
Author: Cicero

Bible Be thou faithful unto death.
Author: Bible

Joaquin Setanti Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.
Author: Joaquin Setanti

Bible Be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
Author: Bible

David Hume Beauty in things exist in the mind which contemplates them.
Author: David Hume

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cow jokes What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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Cow jokes What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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Cow jokes What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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Cow jokes What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
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Cow jokes What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
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