Best quotes to send by SMS
Warren Buffett The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
Author: Warren Buffett

Ralph Waldo Emerson The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ralph Waldo Emerson The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anna Quindlen If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Rebecca Beard The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !
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