Best quotes to send by SMS

The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
Author: Warren Buffett
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
Author: Anna Quindlen
The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bingo
!
Bingo who ?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bjorn
!
Bjorn who ?
Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue
!
Blue who ?
Blue away with the wind !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boise
!
Boise who ?
Boise ivy !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bond
!
Bond who ?
Bond to succeed !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes