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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Author: Unknown

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity. Don't fight them. Just find a different way to stand.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Change is the process by which the future invades our lives.
Author: Alvin Toffler

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.
Author: Helen Keller

Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all.
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
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