Best quotes to send by SMS
Glenn Doman The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman

Hugh Macleod The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Michael Sun I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun

Tom Stoppard I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard

Harry Golden The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aretha ! Aretha who ? Aretha flowers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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