Best quotes to send by SMS

The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.
Author: Glenn Doman
The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.
Author: Hugh Macleod
I am open to receive with every breath I breathe.
Author: Michael Sun
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
Author: Tom Stoppard
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Author: Harry Golden
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aretha
!
Aretha who ?
Aretha flowers !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ari
!
Ari who ?
Ari-S-P-E-C-T !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Army Ant
!
Army Ant who ?
Army Ants coming for tea then ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Artichoke
!
Artichoke who !
Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Athena
!
Athena who ?
Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes