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I have a right to my anger, and I don't want anybody telling me I shouldn't be, that it's not nice to be, and that something's wrong with me because I get angry.
Author: Maxine Waters

In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Author: Pliny the Elder

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
Author: Jose Narosky

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Author: Russell Baker

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!
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Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes