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I feel like somebody just punched me in the stomach and knocked all my wind out. I'm only 30 years old and I want to have a chance to continue creating things. I know I've got at least one more great computer in me. And Apple is not going to give me a cha
Author: Steve Jobs

I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
Author: Roseanne Barr

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.
Author: Agatha Christie

I have found adventure in flying, in world travel, in business, and even close at hand... Adventure is a state of mind - and spirit.
Author: Jacqueline Cochran

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is missing.
This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes