Best quotes to send by SMS
Polish Proverb A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Author: Polish Proverb

Robertson Davies A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
Author: Robertson Davies

American Proverb A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment.
Author: American Proverb

Ralph Waldo Emerson A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

William Shakespeare A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
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Blonde jokes Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.
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Blonde jokes Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.
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Blonde jokes Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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