Best quotes to send by SMS

A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Author: Polish Proverb
A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
Author: Robertson Davies
A harvest of peace is produced from a seed of contentment.
Author: American Proverb
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How do you
know when a blonde has been
making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the
kitchen floor.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A:
They don't know the route.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes