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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Author: Harold Fricklestein

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.
Author: German Proverb

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
Author: Aesop

A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
Author: Cheyenne Proverb

What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes