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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Errors to be dangerous must have a great deal of truth mingled with them. It is only from this alliance that they can ever obtain an extensive circulation.
Author: Sydney Smith

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Even God cannot change the past.
Author: Agathon

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Author: Will Rogers

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes