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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
Author: Anonymous

A contented mind is a continual feast.
Author: American Proverb

A coward turns away, but a brave man's choice is danger.
Author: Euripides

A cult is a religion with no political power.
Author: Tom Wolfe

A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Author: John le Carre

What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant
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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire.
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What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
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