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My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.
Author: Rosa Parks

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Author: Elmer G. Letterman

There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he was $15 in arrears.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes