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Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.
Author: Dorothy Allison

Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
Author: Phillips Brooks

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Author: Albert Camus

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Author: Clifton Fadiman

Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" asked the researcher. "Certainly," she said. "It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "And what about anything else?" he asked. "Like what?" He became embarrassed. "Well, sex, maybe." Oh, of course." she said. "I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out."
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Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge
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