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Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
Author: J. Robert Oppenheimer

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Author: Unknown

Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.
Author: Alice Walker

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Author: Erma Bombeck

Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.
Author: Georges Rouault

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
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Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!
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A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife has died. When he knocks on the door, he gets no answer, so he decides to go in and see if everything is all right. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room kissing a mate. "Jack", says the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looks up and says, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing?"
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