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I had rather be right than be President.
Author: Henry Clay

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
Author: Jilly Cooper

The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at he
Author: Cicero

The man who has received a benefit ought always to remember it, but he who has granted it ought to forget the fact at once.
Author: Demosthenes

The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Author: Samuel Butler

How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Where does the Internet football team play? Webley.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn't it?
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes