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During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don't.
Author: Melody Beattie

Each person's life is lived as a series of conversations.
Author: Deborah Tannen

"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc, this is my first operation." "Really? It's mine too, and I am not excited at all."
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Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.
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1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes