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There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
Author: Bertrand Russell

There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
Author: Georges Clemenceau

There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by.
Author: Annie Dillard

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.
Author: John Atkinson

What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
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NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
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Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."
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Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!" "Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!" Father and son left the school, and on their way home Talbot turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me, son, did you do it?" '
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"Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, "Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia." "Encyclopedia, my eye!" exclaimed Beldon. "Let him walk to school like I did."
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