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Fortune's wheel is ever turning.
Author: Polish Proverb

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
Author: Bob Marley

Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Author: Alan Dean Foster

Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Friends have all things in common.
Author: Plato

A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.
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Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
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Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."
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