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In a bureaucratic system, useless work drives out useful work.
Author: Milton Friedman

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Author: Amy Carter

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
Author: Pierre Corneille

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Author: Mark Twain

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate. "Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'"
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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better." The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level. Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?" "I just shut down two engines, kid."
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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
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Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes