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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Author: Mark Twain

Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice, without constraint.
Author: Alexander Hamilton

You want more constraints on you. You want to embrace constraints. Don't try to use resources to get them out of the way.
Author: Jason Fried

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; the way you play it is free will.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll, except under a full moon
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
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