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It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Author: Norman Maclean

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter

I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
Author: Sylvia Plath

Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
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What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !
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