Best quotes to send by SMS

The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Author: Erich Fromm
The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker
The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin
The best jokes to send by SMS

QUESTION: Do you know what
is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and
debting.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Men are like
lava lamps.
Fun to look
at, but not very bright.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
How many men
does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Q.
How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By
sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Q. What should you give a man who has
everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes