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There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.
Author: Victor Hugo

I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.
Author: Oliver Cromwell

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
Author: Peter Drucker

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Author: Salvador Dali

There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
Author: William James

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."
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What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
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What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.
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What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.
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