Best quotes to send by SMS

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
Author: Carol Burnett
The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.
Author: Barbara Hall
Love is the fulfilling of the law.
Author: Bible
The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly for just two things - bread and circuses!
Author: Juvenal
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.
Author: Erich Segal
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bumbry
!
Bumbry who ?
Bumbry tuna !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bush
!
Bush who ?
Bush your money where your mouth is !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Byron
!
Byron who ?
Byron new suit !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caitlin
!
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Camila
!
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes