Best quotes to send by SMS
Publilius Syrus It is better to learn late than never.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Ellen Goodman We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck... But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.
Author: Ellen Goodman

Bill Shankly Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
Author: Bill Shankly

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Arthur C. Clarke I'm sure we would not have had men on the Moon if it had not been for Wells and Verne and the people who write about this and made people think about it. I'm rather proud of the fact that I know several astronauts who became astronauts through reading my
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The best jokes to send by SMS
Various animal jokes What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!
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Various animal jokes Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
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Various animal jokes Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
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Various animal jokes What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
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Various animal jokes What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !
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