Best quotes to send by SMS

It is better to learn late than never.
Author: Publilius Syrus
We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck... But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.
Author: Ellen Goodman
Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
Author: Bill Shankly
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
I'm sure we would not have had men on the Moon if it had not been for Wells and Verne and the people who write about this and made people think about it. I'm rather proud of the fact that I know several astronauts who became astronauts through reading my
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross a skunk
and a boomerang?
A smell that keeps coming back!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why was the skunk angry?
He was
incensed!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the skunk who
sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a skunk
and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do reindeer say before telling you
a
joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes