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I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies.
Author: Francois de Salignac

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Author: Henry Ford

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

If writers stopped writing about what happened to them, then there would be a lot of empty pages.
Author: Elaine Liner

Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
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Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
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Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes