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Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Author: Henry Kissinger

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
Author: Tom Stoppard

No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Author: John Stuart Mill

No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.
Author: Harold Laki

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes