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It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
Author: John Burroughs

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Author: Milton Berle

It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy.
Author: Hesiod

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Author: Andre Gide

It is better to go to the house of mourning than to go to the house of feasting.
Author: Bible

What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
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Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
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What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn
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Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
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