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Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.
Author: Zora Neale Hurston

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Author: Jacopo Sannazaro

Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Kleptomaniac Barbie ...doll with suction cup hands
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine
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