Best Cell Phones

All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not used. Offer the enemy bait to lure him.
Author: Sun-Tzu

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Author: Mark Twain

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Author: Dave Barry

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Author: Phyllis Diller

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes