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Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed.
Author: Moliere

To do anything truly worth doing, I must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in with gusto and scramble through as well as I can.
Author: Og Mandino

Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
Author: Robert Bresson

Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
Author: Cato the Elder

To find fulfillment...don't exist with life - embrace it.
Author: Jim Beggs

Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
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An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"
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There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, I've got a leak in my sink." The man at the front desk replied, "Oh, okay, go ahead, but most guests just use the toilet."
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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, now that I've almost bought the place.
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Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
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