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Life itself is a quotation.
Author: Jorge Luis Borges

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary.
Author: Martin Luther

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Author: Vladimir Nabokov

My mom is the most famous thing about my video blog. Everyone likes moms. People enjoy watching people's family.
Author: Schlomo Rabinowitz

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes