Best quotes to send by SMS

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Author: Laurence J. Peter
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persist
Author: Calvin Coolidge
Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
Author: Nikki Giovanni
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie
The best jokes to send by SMS

I saw the most beautiful
cars in the
window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and
said:
'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!'
Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Q. What has one horn and gives milk?
A A milk truck.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? -
A: You're the
purrfect cat for me!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: What do
you call a cat who eats lemons? -
A: A sourpuss!
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes
Q: What kind
of work does a weak cat do? - A:
Light mouse work.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes