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Laurence J. Peter If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Calvin Coolidge Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persist
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Nikki Giovanni Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
Author: Nikki Giovanni

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

James M. Barrie Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie

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Car and train jokes I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
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Car and train jokes Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
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Cat jokes Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
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Cat jokes Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!
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Cat jokes Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.
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