Best quotes to send by SMS
Anna Lappe Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want.
Author: Anna Lappe

Frank Zappa Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
Author: Frank Zappa

Gertrude Stein Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Hippocrates Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick
Author: Hippocrates

Cicero Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regulate them adequately and not wonder whether someone else's traits might suit him better. The more definitely his own a man's character is, the better it fits
Author: Cicero

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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Ghost jokes When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day
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Ghost jokes Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Ghost jokes This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
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Ghost jokes What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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