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Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
Author: John Herschel

There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets.
Author: Bible

Hope is the nurse of misery.
Author: American Proverb

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes