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Unless a life is activated by sustained purpose it can become a depressingly haphazard affair.
Author: Richard Guggenheimer

That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Author: Mel Brooks

Unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
Author: Bible

Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together.
Author: Eugene Ionesco

Man seems to be capable of great virtues but not of small virtues; capable of defying his torturer but not of keeping his temper.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?
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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb
This is the joke from a category: Zodiac jokes

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
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