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There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.
Author: Anatole Broyard

Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-und
Author: Lewis Mumford

Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.
Author: Bible

Ye are the light of the world. A city set upon a hill cannot be hid.
Author: Bible

Yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind.
Author: Bible

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !
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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !
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Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
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