Best quotes to send by SMS

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Author: Unknown
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt
A word to the wise is enough.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus
A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
tree?
A: Wave
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes