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Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Author: Cicero

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Author: Mason Cooley

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Remember that lost time does not return.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes