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The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
Author: Georges Bernanos

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
Author: James Oppenheim

The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of Man hath not where to lay his head.
Author: Bible

Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it.
Author: John Steinbeck

Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.
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Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, 'what did you think of the scenery ?' 'Oh, I couldn't see much,' Harry admitted. 'There were all these mountains in the way.'
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What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea.
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My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.
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What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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