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There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
Author: Fred Hoyle

There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the easiest thing of all to deceive ones self.
Author: Demosthenes

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
Author: Oscar Wilde

There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune; Omitted, all the voyage of their life Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
Author: William Shakespeare

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness to contemplate what is happening.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?" Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
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Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise.
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Q. What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
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