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With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.
Author: Catherine de Hueck

Without freedom from the past, there is no freedom at all, because the mind is never new, fresh, innocent.
Author: Krishnamurti

Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Author: Roseanne Barr

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!
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Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!
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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
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What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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