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[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic

A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.
Author: Abigail Van Buren

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind.
Author: Robert Oxton Bolton

A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
Author: Chinese Proverb

A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Does killing time damage eternity?
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
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Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
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