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Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.
Author: Hesketh Pearson

No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

I grow more intense as I age.
Author: Florida Scott-Maxwell

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
Author: William Jennings Bryan

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Author: Elvis Presley

1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?
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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
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What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
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